My grandfather grew up during the Depression. Eventually, he became a successful shipbuilder, paid for his children to go to college, and retired comfortably, but he always believed a shower should last only three minutes, socks should be darned not replaced, and a meal could be made using whatever was on hand.
On our fishing trips, he concocted sandwiches to demonstrate this last point.
“Which would you like?” he’d ask. “Peanut butter and mustard, or refried beans and mayonnaise?”
I gobbled these sandwiches like ambrosia. In the last few years, I’ve treated my own children—who never knew my grandfather—to these inventive comestibles. As a kid, I wanted to love these sandwiches because I loved my grandfather, but the truth is, they’re barf-inducing.
While not all of his depression-inspired dishes were delicious—or even edible—my grandfather’s spirt of thrifty resourcefulness has followed me into adulthood, and more specifically, into my own kitchen. As my children can attest, sometimes the results are less than delectable, but at least one is five-star:
In a bowl, combine:
1 package boiled Ramen noodles;
3 tablespoons leftover Ramen water;
1 Ramen flavor pouch;
1 tablespoon peanut butter;
1 pan fried hot dog (sliced up);
Hot sauce to taste (Sriracha works best)
I frequently recommend this recipe to friends, to rave reviews. Even my children like it. One day, maybe their children will, too.
- Matthew Hobson's work has appeared in literary journals including Hayden's Ferry Review, The Chattahoochee Review, River City, South Dakota Review, Gulf Stream Literary Magazine, The Baltimore Review, Hobart, and Driftless Review where, in 2014, he won the annual flash fiction contest. Currently, he is completing a literary mystery novel. He teaches at Loyola University and lives in Baltimore with his wife and two children. You can read more of Matthew’s flash nonfiction by clicking here.